LOREN CHARD
Loren began playing the drums before he could walk. His parents initially were alarmed by the fact that, from infancy, he would suddenly begin flailing his arms and legs for no apparent reason. But then they realized that he only did it when he heard music, and that he was actually flailing around in time with the music... or sometimes a little faster (gratuitous drummer joke). Because he was too young to hold drumsticks, they taped wooden spoons to little Loren's hands, sat some old pots and pans around him and, voila! That's also very similar to the way he learned to swim, except that, instead of giving him wooden spoons, they threw him in a puddle.

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